Biker test: How much of a biker are you? : V-Twin Forum: Harley Davidson Forums

P 0 P E Y E · 10-07-2005, 09:18 PM

True or false:

1. You have used your kitchen sink to wash carbs or soak parts. your old lady knew about it and that was tough.

2. You have used kitchen counters to assemble carbs, engines or accessories

3. You have had a motorcycle in your living room. partial or full.

3. When you first got your bike, you heard born to be wild playing in your head each time you got on it.

4. When you do ride, all other people in the world are either in your way, are a$$ holes or your next potential sex partner.

5. When your at the diner or beer joint, you always sit so you can see your bike, If any person with out tight jeans or halter top gets with in 10 feet you get ready to open a can of whoop ass.

6. When you got stuck and had to ride your bike home in the rain, you actually lost sleep over the fact that it got dirty and wet. (new bikes, first week of ownership)

7. You have actually used a tooth brush to clean parts on your bike

8. you have a massive accumulation of worn out parts that you must save

9. There is no room in the garage for cars.

10. You spend more time thinking about your bike and how to customize it than christmas shoping for other people.

11. You use new bike parts and worn out bike parts to decorate your house.

12. Riding at night when a car flashes it's high beams you get pissed and actually head right at him with your high beams on. (see question 4)

13. Cops stop you to talk to you about your bike and ask where you got that bitchin paint job, skull shifter knob or flames.

13-A When a friend or family member ask if they can ride your bike, You tell them " when I get back" and you leave for Daytona.

13-B. When it rained for a week and you decided to stop riding to work, It was time to find a new job.

15. When you stop for lunch, it they don’t serve beer, you aint going in.

16. You have slept on a picnic table in a rest area on a road trip.

17. If you have to choose between your bike or your ol-lady, you choose the bike.

18. You have a sticker on you your bike reading, “If you see this bike on a trailer call 911 it’s Stolen”

19. You still ride a Shovelhead on cross country road trips.

20. First thought when I have to go some where to buy something, can I strap it on the bike.

21. 1000 miles in a day sounds like fun, 1500 sounds like a challange, but you'll go for it anyway.

22. The oldest T-shirt I own says: The old lady yes,The dog maybe,The bike never

23. You stop to help a biker on the side of the road and have to tools to fix the bike. (Not a cell phone)

24. IT TAKES MORE THAN SPENDING 20 GRAND AND RIDING 200 MILES TO MAKE ONE A BIKER

25. You paid 60% of your 1974 income on a FXE

26. You called your "significant other" your Ol'Lady and she either did not mind or knew enough to keep her mouth shut because you had 3 or 4 others waiting to take her place

27. When you get a tee shirt for a gift, you wounder if it will scratch the paint when you use to to wipe the bike down.

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madhammer · 10-07-2005, 09:33 PM

First thought when I have to go some where to buy something, can I strap it on the bike.

LittleBear · 10-07-2005, 09:53 PM

15. When you stop for lunch, it they don’t serve beer, you aint going in.
16. You have slept on a picnic table in a rest area on a road trip.
17. If you have to choose between your bike or your ol-lady, you choose the bike.
18. You have a sticker on you your bike reading, “If you see this bike on a trailer call 911 it’s Stolen”
19. You still ride a Shovelhead on cross country road trips.

P 0 P E Y E · 10-07-2005, 09:59 PM

Great stuff

P 0 P E Y E · 10-07-2005, 10:01 PM

20. When you get a tee shirt for a gift, you wounder if it will scratch the paint when you use to to wipe the bike down.

Ironrdr · 10-07-2005, 11:34 PM

21- 1000 miles in a day sounds like fun, 1500 sounds like a challange, but you'll go for it anyway.

darrell

swmnkdinthervr · 10-08-2005, 12:17 AM

The oldest T-shirt I own says:

The old lady yes
The dog maybe
The bike never

LittleBear · 10-08-2005, 12:35 AM

22. You stop to help a biker on the side of the road and have to tools to fix the bike. (Not a cell phone)

hmc_retired · 10-08-2005, 01:19 AM

23. Using yer tool bag as a pillow beneath an overpass. Fuk a buncha motels.

The Tourist · 10-08-2005, 01:38 AM

24. At first you laugh because you've done most of this stuff--then you realize it was thrity years ago.

J3W3L$ · 10-08-2005, 02:07 AM

25. When you have to take your cage to work, you fine your self hanging your head out the window to get the wind in your face.

hmc_retired · 10-08-2005, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by The Tourist

24. At first you laugh because you've done most of this stuff--then you realize it was thrity years ago.

Spoken like a true old fart.....

utrvp · 10-08-2005, 04:56 PM

I don't understand this one?

6. When you got stuck and had to ride your bike home in the rain, you actually lost sleep over the fact that it got dirty and wet.

Sounds more like a wuss than a biker to me.

Rock · 10-08-2005, 05:14 PM

27. You get pulled over for a speeding ticket, but the LEO likes Harley's so you only come away with a verbal warning!

J3W3L$ · 10-08-2005, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by utrvp

Sounds more like a wuss than a biker to me.

LMAO!!! Well maybe it depends on what got dirty and wet..