Yeah, Freekin dogs...Love em to death - but NOT while I'm on the scoot...
Had a close encounter back in 77...ridin with a permit - no license...'bout 2 blocks from home...
Critter came out from behind a car as I was accelerating up a hill...
He tried to stop - I didn't...I ran over his from legs & somehow missed his snout...
Got the scoot home - no damage, but a whole herd of kids comes up the street & one of em yells "That's the bike that ran over Scruffy!" I'm like "calm down" & offer to walk down to their house & talk to their Mom...She answers the door & I tell her why I'm there & I hope the dog's OK & she says..."Damn him! Next time kill him wouldja? I'm sick & tired of takin him to the Vet!"

Ya know, that little Mutha musta been half cat...
He had at LEAST 9 lives...
He chased me & chased me...
I trashed him once with a car door - got his a$$ goin faster than his front & he kinda high-sided himself!
I ran him headfirst into a fire hydrant...Boy did THAT fold him up!

Another time he was so intent on tryin to grab my boot he almost flattened himself on a car bumper, but at the last minute he managed to go vertical & landed on the trunk of the damn thing...
I can still hear his toenails tryin to dig into the paint!

Little frakker never learned...

Anyhoo, hope the scoot's OK & yer back in the saddle soonly!
