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Old 02-05-2007, 08:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Previously abducted, now returned

Yes, quite some time ago I was abducted by a band of 43 short men with protruding waistlines, then carted off to planet Zenon. The leader had a Gray mush-tash, a strange look in his eye (just one), and wore a rather inexpensive looking T-Shirt, had a "43" symbol printed on his forehead.

They experimented with my body, tried to figure out my hair style, they then finally gave up and returned me.

Didn't know I had left until I had returned, then it was too late to guess where I might be going.

So, I have returned, waiting for my bagger to arrive.

Now, a question..........What does a (potential) bagger do when you don't have bags (yet)?
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No doubt it was Grayrider..
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Those anal probes are fun, aren't they?
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Those anal probes are fun, aren't they?
I thought that thing had a kind of a funny taste, damn!
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I thought that thing had a kind of a funny taste, damn!
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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No doubt it was Grayrider..
Nope....the "protruding waistlines" excluded me.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Hey, monkey boy, welcome back.

Forgot about that 'distinct' hair style of yours.

Any chance you and Mary Jensen have the same hair stylist?



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Hey, monkey boy, welcome back.

Forgot about that 'distinct' hair style of yours.

Any chance you and Mary Jensen have the same hair stylist?



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That little "hot dog" copied me! I am a trend setter (see avatar), hair, plaid shirt, etc., I am just flatout pretty.
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I thought that thing had a kind of a funny taste, damn!
.... Just sayin....
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.... Just sayin....
I tried that a few days ago. Stood on my head, balancing myself, then poured some over my butt. Made a mess and burned like hell!

None of these things seem to work for me.
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Old 02-06-2007, 07:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I tried that a few days ago. Stood on my head, balancing myself, then poured some over my butt. Made a mess and burned like hell!

None of these things seem to work for me.
You forgot to gargle....
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Yes, quite some time ago I was abducted by a band of 43 short men with protruding waistlines, then carted off to planet Zenon. The leader had a Gray mush-tash, a strange look in his eye (just one), and wore a rather inexpensive looking T-Shirt, had a "43" symbol printed on his forehead.

They experimented with my body, tried to figure out my hair style, they then finally gave up and returned me.

Didn't know I had left until I had returned, then it was too late to guess where I might be going.

So, I have returned, waiting for my bagger to arrive.

Now, a question..........What does a (potential) bagger do when you don't have bags (yet)?
Kinda sounds like Scientology to me.....
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You forgot to gargle....
Well, now I DO feel silly.
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