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12-10-2006, 01:00 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: texas
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Firestarter
There is something I can't understand, why is it so hard to start a fire in the fireplace but you can drop just one lit Firechief match on the floor and burn down your house.
Nicky
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12-10-2006, 01:08 AM
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43 Fuel Curves
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Texas
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TEXAS EH?
Ya know most Texans here are Gazintas, but if the fireplace is that much trouble you must be a dOOF.
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12-10-2006, 01:09 AM
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Thanks! I needed that.
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The dog's not pissin on your fire when you turn around is it?
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12-10-2006, 01:16 AM
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Choked My Last Chicken
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Nothing a half can of gasoline won't remedy...
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12-10-2006, 01:25 AM
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IronButt
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The dog's not pissin on your fire when you turn around is it?
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No he is not pissing on the wood, but I did catch him humping one of the wooden raindeer, I think he got a splinter, what a Doof, He makes me proud.........
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12-10-2006, 01:36 AM
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IronButt
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Originally Posted by 8-Ball
Nothing a half can of gasoline won't remedy...
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Not to sure about that 8, kind sounds dangerous, thought more about a propane bottle and a .357 at close range to be sure not to miss, what do you think?
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12-10-2006, 01:54 AM
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Choked My Last Chicken
Join Date: May 2005
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Originally Posted by nhrafan43
Not to sure about that 8, kind sounds dangerous, thought more about a propane bottle and a .357 at close range to be sure not to miss, what do you think?
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now you're talkin my language... still haven't had our moment in the desert... but its comin'.... the wives want Gordito and I to be whole for the holidays...
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12-10-2006, 02:08 AM
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43 Fuel Curves
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Originally Posted by nhrafan43
Not to sure about that 8, kind sounds dangerous, thought more about a propane bottle and a .357 at close range to be sure not to miss, what do you think?
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It's not tol late! you can bypass dOOFDOM and be a Gazinta!
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12-10-2006, 02:18 AM
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IronButt
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Originally Posted by genoway
It's not tol late! you can bypass dOOFDOM and be a Gazinta!
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No its too late for that , even my mom said I born to be a Doof, she knows........
Nicky
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12-10-2006, 02:30 AM
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Choked My Last Chicken
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insidious gAZINTa bastage....
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12-10-2006, 08:44 AM
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EASY DOES IT
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It's a zen kinda thing...remember the old saw about painting: how come when I paint the wall I get more on me than the wall? It's really simple...just paint yerself and you'll get more on the wall...that said I bet if you tried to light the carpet you'd have a big enough blaze going to get them logs lit...
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12-10-2006, 09:31 AM
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As a doof ya only have one viable option.
Slide the tv over and put a couple of welding tanks with a rosebud tip in the new space. If your wife doesn't like the looks she can crochet cozies to go over the bottles.
If ya' were a Gazinta ya'd have multiple options. Fire starter logs, buy some kindling, or my favorite get out the splitting ax and make your own kindling from some nice straight pieces with no knots.
A dozen pieces of kindling (about a log) arranged like a large tic-tac toe board with two logs on top. Plenty of room for air to get through. Wad some newspaper underneath the grate, light it and pat yourself on the back for a job well done.
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12-10-2006, 09:58 AM
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As a doof ya only have one viable option.
Slide the tv over and put a couple of welding tanks with a rosebud tip in the new space. If your wife doesn't like the looks she can crochet cozies to go over the bottles.
If ya' were a Gazinta ya'd have multiple options. Fire starter logs, buy some kindling, or my favorite get out the splitting ax and make your own kindling from some nice straight pieces with no knots.
A dozen pieces of kindling (about a log) arranged like a large tic-tac toe board with two logs on top. Plenty of room for air to get through. Wad some newspaper underneath the grate, light it and pat yourself on the back for a job well done.
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How do you know so much gAZINTA stuff, Terry?... 
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12-10-2006, 10:01 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Apr 2004
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For best results......turn the dog around.
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12-10-2006, 10:14 AM
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How do you know so much gAZINTA stuff, Terry?... |
I've decided to start a Northern Chapter. Wanna join?
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