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Old 12-04-2006, 09:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Does this get you in trouble?

After taking a huge massive dump that you forget to make sure got flushed properly.
And then your wife walks in later after it had fermented.
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Old 12-04-2006, 09:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Baalz a simple thing to remember is....

If you forget to flush your huge, massive load ....
it could be very, very bad.

Hope that helps.
My apologies if it doesn't.

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Old 12-04-2006, 09:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2006, 10:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2006, 10:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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As in Congress,
Remember, it takes two votes to pass the house!
But it must be OK for her to have her back wash left over, never hear anything about it...
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Old 12-04-2006, 10:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Tell her Toughski, Shitski...
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:07 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I don't even want to breath the air around this thread....
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Quote:
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I don't even want to breath the air around this thread....
Don't blame ya...
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I recommend getting a porto potty for the backyard. No need to flush, fresh air, etc...
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Old 12-05-2006, 10:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Please you just gave me nightmares.
Used to travel doing construction 2o years ago. I also would travel with my German Shepherd and she would sometimes have the run of the job site.

Me and another co worker used to use a drywall bucket each as our bathrooms since there was nothing on site.

One day my dog ran up and licked me all over my face. I about fell over from the smell of crap. Seems she got into my coworkers bucket and had a healthy brunch.
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Old 12-05-2006, 12:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2006, 02:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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EWWWWW!!!! What a DISGUSTING thread! Can't believe you guys MADE me read it!!!

I'm sure you took a look at your "work" before you flushed so you could determine what kind of poo it was, but beyond that, I doubt you wanted to see your fine work go down the toilet.

Ya know, if there are dregs from your dump, no harm, no foul in my book (excuse the pun). After all, sh*t happens, right?
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now this is some quality stuff guys
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Old 12-05-2006, 02:28 PM   #15 (permalink)
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On the radio this morning they were talking to a guy who cleans porta pottys for a living. He was complaining because they keep throwing penthouse magazines in the hole. So they don't clog up his vacuum hose, he has to use tongs to remove the magazine.

So then a construction worker called in to explain it. They throw magazines in before taking a dump to prevent splash back. He called it a blue douche!
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