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Old 10-11-2006, 12:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Stilts, the ones you see people wearing on those home-improvement shows when they're drywalling a ceiling--it hurts to fall off of them.


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Old 10-11-2006, 12:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Stilts, the ones you see people wearing on those home-improvement shows when they're drywalling a ceiling--it hurts to fall off of them.


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Never play a radio while working on stilts....they make it hard to dance.
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Old 10-11-2006, 09:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Never play a radio while working on stilts....they make it hard to dance.



Never clean cobwebs from a ceiling with out turnin off the fans. Stilts put you at eye level or higher with fan blades. chop chop


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Old 10-11-2006, 10:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2006, 10:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2006, 11:00 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Stilts, the ones you see people wearing on those home-improvement shows when they're drywalling a ceiling--it hurts to fall off of them.


You've been warned...carry on.
You ain't gonna believe me but it's the Gods honest truth. Last week we flew a guy that fell off a stilt, went thru the floor joices and landed on the first floor. Started on the second floor. Guy was hurt too.

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Stilts, the ones you see people wearing on those home-improvement shows when they're drywalling a ceiling--it hurts to fall off of them.


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Maybe you just don't bounce like you used too....

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Old 10-11-2006, 02:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2006, 07:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Yep, got scars from that too.
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Maybe you just don't bounce like you used too....

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Trust me, I bounced--lucky I was on soft concrete. Took me a few seconds to realize I was not really hurt too bad.
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Old 10-11-2006, 08:32 PM   #15 (permalink)
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