I will take a shot as to why them guys will not ride thems bikes all the way to the 100th party

It is probably what, 1500 miles or better, just try and to get 5 or 10 people to do that many miles on there bikes with out getting pi$sed at one another because of the stops not being in the right towns, some may get 40 miles per gallon, others only may get 30, I could go on for ever but all you guys know what I am trying to say

Opps, just about forgot one, their a$$es would be soar :p